My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck

(Source: lnvocation, via internet-official)

kiingpaark:

being an unattractive horny teenager is actually so hard i want to cry 

(via internet-official)

my-heaven-has-green-eyes:

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

that’s it that’s the country

(via almostarcadian)

afirethatwillneverburn:

racist-murdercult:

50shadesofacceptance:


only in Canada would you find ads about homosexual rape on a bus.

Catch the fuck up America

They dont have this in America?

We don’t even have ads against heterosexual rape in America who are you kidding

afirethatwillneverburn:

racist-murdercult:

50shadesofacceptance:

only in Canada would you find ads about homosexual rape on a bus.

Catch the fuck up America

They dont have this in America?

We don’t even have ads against heterosexual rape in America who are you kidding

(Source: miaouler, via zyking)

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

(via zyking)

johannsebastianbitch:

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

(Source: kristianbell, via brealeylou)

zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

(Source: zanetheaiden, via thisismyfantasyland)

Backstage, Moffat told reporters, “I didn’t think we’d win anything, genuinely… very shocked and surprised.” While he pointed out that the show has won plenty of awards outside America, they had almost written off any chance of an Emmy given that the show is aging. “We’re delighted that we’ve made it here and hopefully that it will get more people watching.”

As for how they plan to top last year’s highly rated season, Moffat declared, “We have a plan to top it, and I do think our plan is devastating. We practically reduced our cast to tears by revealing the plan.” He said he and co-creator Mark Gatiss are probably “more excited than we’ve ever been” about where the show is heading.

Steven Moffat on Series 4/5 (source)

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???????

DEVASTATING???????????

(via sherlockfandomreblogger)

Someone’s gonna die.

(via bbcadler)

(via brealeylou)

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

(via thisismyfantasyland)

fyeahherminald:

I DON’T EVEN CARE IF I’VE REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE

(via thisismyfantasyland)

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

(via thisismyfantasyland)

yoyosufo:

I don’t understand when I’m talking about a musical and someone asks me “how do you make a musical about that?” Like the second longest running show on Broadway is 100% people dressed as cats believe me anything can be a musical

(via thisismyfantasyland)

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

image

me 12:00 October 1st

image

it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

(via thisismyfantasyland)

tr-oyesivan:

troyeller:

deliriosity:

Ed Sheeran | Stay With Me (Sam Smith Cover)

NEVER REBLOGGED SOMETHING SO FAST.

SLAY ED SLAY

(via perks-of-being-a-marauder)